Donkey dick

Donkey dick is a term used by certain folks in southeast Texas to name your favorite 32oz can of beer.

What a long day! I need a ice cold Donkey dick to get me started before I break into this 12 pack.

by thedupdownsouth October 21, 2018

donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

Dublin Donkey

Jameson Ginger Beer with Lime.

Eric ordered his Dublin Donkey on the rocks.

by Vine2wineguy May 16, 2022

Mad donkey shit

Said to someone who is trash and literally dog water at the said activity the person is part-taking in.

Damn, son why can’t you walk, you mad donkey shit.

by Ande February 18, 2021

swabble donkey

A derivitive of swamp donkey, specifies the tweeker version of a unattractive women that supports her meth habit by echanging sexual favors.

Bet that swabble donkey will dome us up for a gram

by Kody1kanobe May 15, 2022

Swamp Donkey

Country boy's dirty, smelly automobile resembling a swamp creature.

Whoa that truck is a big ole swamp donkey dirt pit cess pool foul

by Mellyaura May 10, 2018

Donkey cut

It means the same as fringe or bangs. Just don’t think your an anime girl if u have them.

“I like your donkey cut!”

by yeonjuniezay May 31, 2022