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Cat With a Beard 

A beverage offered at nightclubs and/or bars at late hours of humid, summer nights. Primarily consists of alcohol. Other ingredients may include, but are not limited to, cranberry juice, honey, oats, ginseng, melted chocolate, arugula, mango juice, and other aphrodisiacs. A "Cat With a Beard" will very often catalyze sexual desires.
So the other night, Emily was chillin' at Da Pound and ordered up some of dat Cat With a Beard. Got her so tanked, she up'n lay wit err' man at da club. It was ballin'.
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Cat facing 

When you can't be bothered to monkey face by persuading your partner to keep still. So you shave the cat. and then after cumming all over you partners face throw the cat shavings on them...hence....cat facing
Cat facing by the dame January 17, 2010
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cat slapped 

A comical event when your friend gets slapped by an adorable baby animal.
Yo, that person over there just got cat slapped.
cat slapped by Madswagerz January 27, 2017

Cat Ears 

A tall emo/scene girl from Halesowen who wears a variety of cat ears
Person: have you seen cat ears today?
Person 2: yh yh she’s in block 7, the fucking greeb.

Cat chaseing 

At midnight when the cat has slept all day run after it as it runs around the house with you. Some cats aka mine may think there a dog but its all good untill you have cogs sitting in your room .
Wanna have another round of cat chaseing.
Cat chaseing by sarah July 26, 2004

Cat Flap 

Guy: "Ive lost my keys!"
Guy: "Its going to be very hard getting in this cat flap"

(Later on)

Guy: "This is moist but atleast I have my keys!.."

cat flappy 

The product of applying too much catsup to a burger or sandwich. When pressing down on the bread it jets the excess catsup out all over the plate and maybe yourself, thus looking like the sandwich has quiffed.
"Oh shit son! This burger just pulled a cat flappy!"
cat flappy by Lunchbox Surpise April 23, 2007