total mouth boner

An insanely delicious meal. Craving a particular food for a long time and finally getting it.

"I'm dying for a good Philly cheese steak. One if those is giving me a total mouth boner"
"Yo somebody's getting some liquid diarrhea tonight."

total mouth boner by Deathcloud420 September 14, 2019

I had a boner 

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i had a boner

I had a boner by Random gay dude April 16, 2022

How to deal with a boner 

When you have a boner and your in public you should put it under your waistband and it will go away without anyone knowing you had one.

That’s how to deal with a boner

How to deal with a boner by Olbert enstun May 2, 2022

Doner Boner 

When you have a hard-on (big craving) for some Doner, which is a dinner of juicy, crispy shavings of chicken and beef atop a bed of rice, greek style potatoes and salad topped with creamy white garlic sauce and fiery red hot sauce. Sorta like a shawarma dinner plate.

"Oh man I haven't had doner for months, I have a huge doner boner!"

Doner Boner by Goatsie April 26, 2010

Repping your boner

When you are watching group porn and happen to pop a boner, own up to it. Rep your boner.

"I was so proud of you for repping your boner last night, that was actually kinda sexy""
"Eww Jason ToTaLy didn't rep his boner last night"

Repping your boner by Heather Locklier May 15, 2008

ham boner 

1. A fat persons (usually male) erection. This results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the penis. Often called pop can (see- pop can pax). You can here these things a mile away, and smell their hammy goodness. You have heard one of these man loads before, you heard it when Hemi showed up to make sex with your dad.

Dillon- Hemi went to Aarons house yesterday!
Christopher- Let me guess, he brought his ham boner with?
Dillrod- Nope, only fat guys get those.

ham boner by The Terminator December 18, 2005

stoner with a boner 

a guy who smokes weed with an erect penis

tha guy is a stoner with a boner

stoner with a boner by Kenny the stoner February 22, 2004