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Nelson Bean 

A specific type of Nelson that has an large mouth for eating various Mitch Lunches or throwing goldfish into. Much of the time he can be found in his natural habitat working for Dr. Bean or playing bass. An uncommon trait of the Nelson Bean is acting white, however, at the same time appearing black on the outside. He also has a habit of blurting out odd phrases. Cation: he is unusually protective of his food and may become aggressive and prone to humping or rubbing his ass on the you.
Matt B: Nelson what's wrong?
Nelson: I have bengay on my balls!

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jelly bean racist 

Someone who doesn't like black jelly beans.

It has nothing to do with hating black people. In fact, black people can be jelly bean racist too.
- Anyone want some jelly beans?
- Yes sir! But don't give me no black ones. I'm jelly bean racist!
jelly bean racist by UrbanPrick August 17, 2011

Brain Bean 

Adderall acquired from someone with ADD taken in order to perform better in an academic setting.
Usually I sleep through math class but since I popped that brain bean I'm excited to learn. I even know how to solve problems using formulas I don't remember learning.

tight bean 

Dan says he has a tight bean for us to smoke, lets go meet him.
tight bean by chostmaster September 6, 2005

Freckled Bean 

A red headed freckled sluts clitoris.
The QA assistant managers Freckled Bean has become quite popular with the boys in the office.

Angry bean 

When a woman is promised a night of sex and gets shot down instead or he develops whiskey dick
Peter talked dirty to me all night telling me what he was going to do to me when i got home. Instead when i goy there he had whiskey dick and i ended up with angry bean!!
Angry bean by Nikki nutz September 7, 2015