Apple

Apple is the best phone company in the world.They have some unique products that are so powerful such as:Iphone,Mac,Ipad.

Apple makes some really good phones

by Nobody_0334 February 23, 2023

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Apple CreamPie

When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.

(To infinity and beyond)

So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.

by Jimmykandra September 17, 2022

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emergency apple

the apple you keep with you at all times in case you get low

man im really hungry

here have an emergency apple in my backpack

by dankmemer27 March 29, 2016

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swollen apple

Idiot with no life.

You are a swollen apple Joseph!

by Joseph mills February 19, 2018

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apple

a doctors' worst nightmare

an apple a day keeps the doctor away

by flaflobla November 19, 2019

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Apple Sauced Cunt

A seemingly good natured person whom looks and may even seem sweet but is indeed a cunt.

"That old racist lady sure is an apple sauced cunt with her lil walker. Just hobblen along a slight breeze away from dropping a harder R."
"That girl was just flirting with me and now my wallets gone?" "sounds like an apple sauced cunt there boss"
"He great and all but his dick lowkey smell bad" "Thassa apple sauced Cock"

by FeccBoieeMcgee September 22, 2020

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