The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.

“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”

by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019

Butt Monster

Usually a girl who is obsessed with butt holes. Also could be a girl who farts often and loudly.

That girl Lesley is a butt monster.

by VerySmartAndTruthful March 10, 2019

Make-Up Monster

When a girl (typically) has used far too much make-up to negatively impact on her appearance

Paul: Jesus has Mary come as the joker? She usually looks ok
Tom: Yeah dude she's a total make-up monster

by Marcabre October 27, 2015

Kippis Monster

A person who hogs all the Kippahs because he apparently is addicted to them but really they are his only friends .

Damn that kippis monster
Why does the Kippis monster do dis?

by The Mica April 3, 2019

green monster

the act of inhaling marijuana smoke from a blunt-like apparatus while simultaneously recieving oral sex from a woman

"Bobby failed that drug test."
"Yeah, I heard he was getting a green monster in his car."

by H-Trashy May 13, 2010

bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.

Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)

by dragoJim February 13, 2018

Warm Monster

An energetic drink (typically of the monster-branded variety) that has not yet been chilled. Normally not identifiable as a drinkable substance by one who has not discovered the existence of ice machines.

I lucked out and snagged the last energy drink in the cafeteria today after the guy in front of me said he didn't want to drink a warm monster. The poor bastard must not have heard of ice machines.

by Tpdanow August 24, 2016