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Cock Salad

n.
1. An extremely annoying, stupid, or rude person. One who lacks tact.
2. Someone who assumes he or she is better than everyone else at everything, even if he or she has never attempted said thing before.
3. An arrogant douchebag.
1.
<Guy 1> That guy had about the least tact out of anyone I've ever met.
<Guy 2> Yeah, he's a frickin' cock salad.

2.
<Dude 1> I bet I could beat you at that racing game.
<Dude 2> I own a copy of the game, and you've never even played it before!
<Dude 1> Yeah, but you know how I love cars.
<Dude 2> You're a frickin' cock salad.

3.
Self-explanatory.

Likely statements one might hear from a cock salad:
-If we play chess, we both know who'd win.
-Yeah, you're good at your fills on the drums, but your beats just aren't that great.
-I'm going to kill everyone in this game {even though I've never played}. You know how good I am with sniper rifles.
-So what? I could do that.

Trademark comment cock salads use: {In arrogance:} "Come on. You know me."
by CSNemesis April 2, 2006
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cock gobblin

1. A netherworld creature who, by his very nature eats penises.

2. A general insult implying promiscuity.
1. Where'd my dick go? A fucking cock gobblin must have gotten it in the night!

2. I'm gonna hook up with that bitch, she looks like a cock gobblin!
by John J. October 27, 2004
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nipple cocks

dude that bitch had massive nipple cocks
by hood.rich October 20, 2008
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box cock

A Cock that is as wide as it is long...
Linz: Oh my, riding you is like riding a cube
John: umm thank you, its beacuse i have a box cock
by Linz_nffc January 30, 2008
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Cock Blocker

a chick who interrupts another chick who is already hitting on a guy.
Janie was talking to John when Rachel grabbed him away. Cockblocking bitch!
by Anonymous May 5, 2003
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cock rag

rag that is specifically to be used by a cock boy to clean up or shine cock.
The cock boy had his cock rag moist and ready,just like a good cock boy should.
by crabbie420 February 10, 2009
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Cock band

a spinoff of rockband:
The instruments are as follows

Tromboner (trombone)
Sexophone (saxophone)
Cums (Drums)- When a guy hits his cock against a drum pad
Penist (pianist)- When a guy presses on certain places of his cock to make a squeeky sound
the cock band performed at the gay parade
by awetsdgsd June 16, 2009
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