box cock

A Cock that is as wide as it is long...
Linz: Oh my, riding you is like riding a cube
John: umm thank you, its beacuse i have a box cock
by Linz_nffc January 30, 2008
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Helmüt

The head of a penis; shaped, weighted and battered like an old army helmet
Linz: Wow what a wierd penis
Rob: Yes I have a large Helmüt
by Linz_nffc February 17, 2008
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