An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
Get the right-hand readermug. *John is walking down the street and gets BRUTALITY massacred* You look at the brutalness RIGHT IN THE EYE
by anonymous March 5, 2021
Get the RIGHT IN THE EYEmug. by baju kurung March 13, 2023
Get the right now and forevermug. by ursaggynan January 11, 2022
Get the Out at the right timemug. by AnonymousDudeLolOk June 3, 2021
Get the Wait a minute something ain’t rightmug. by Ishnu93 February 21, 2019
Get the Right?!?mug. by Oxford college August 16, 2023
Get the pierce is always rightmug.