Ring Of Fire

The most cruel spot an oil filter has ever been placed. Dare I say, more cruel than a Ram 1500. This only appears on Subarus with an EJ 253 engine, basically the exhaust system is wrapped around the oil filter which causes the oil inside to be scalding hot, more than what is normal for any filter, as well as the exhaust around the filter. Ring Of Fire is a nickname given to it by mechanics/technicians alike, and rightfully so. Depending on how long the car has been driving, the exhaust can reach temperatures of up 1,600 degrees and will literally melt your gloves before you get within even 3 inches of the filter.

Anybody who drives a ring of fire is the bane of my existence. 🖕

by all-hail-cthulhu January 13, 2026

Ring Barking

When you are screaming to deficate, turtle head poking brown dragon peaking out your hole and you rush in to the toilet - let it rip without realising there is zero toilet paper, none whatsoever, just the brown cardboard cylindrical centre. Unroll the brown cardboard from its triangular edge and create what resembles a piece of bark. Now wipe your ring'ole with this. This is the act of ring barking.

Had two options, rip one off in the sink and use the tap as a bidet or full ring barking hunter gather style. Went with the latter.

by Boogaloo_Shyrimp January 14, 2026

ring ding

A coordinated act in which two adults urinate simultaneously into the same toilet, with one participant seated and the other standing, the latter positioning themselves to direct urine through the space between the seated participant’s legs.

Due to poor planning and limited facilities, the situation briefly devolved into a ring ding.

by tintwisted January 16, 2026

bowl ringer

This is a euphamism for having a bowel movement.

Man, I just took a nice bowl ringer.

by ramdac October 22, 2003

tater-ring

an affect to the tater-hole's perimeter often induced during extremely aggressive anal intercourse.

Hey Ted, you should see your mom's tater hole! She has an accute case of Tater-ring after I anhilated her tater-hole without the use of boy butter!

by Sloppy joe June 19, 2006

Buzz Ring

Describes the discomfort felt from an extremely itchy ringpiece, often requiring repeated clawing to remedy.

In response to the enquiring (perhaps disgusted) looks as I vigourously deep-scratched my anus, I justified my actions by explaining that "I've got buzz ring". And continued with a clear conscience.

by LargeBear February 26, 2008

Petey Ring

If you're masturbating, and you keep doing after you orgasm, you will notice a ring of sperm forming about your dick. This won't happen if the sperm flys out. It can only occur when the sperm flows out.

Man, this Petey Ring is really getting big. Perhaps I should move my hand it let the sperm flow down.

by xPeteyx December 18, 2008