goo-one

No chance in happening, unlikely

Yo, i heard you were hooking up with that busted girl that lives below you, is that true. "Das a goo-one"

by cole trickle December 7, 2003

One up

An another word for condom

Bro you need that one up.
Hey can u buy me a one up

by Bhavi bhavi June 16, 2016

one direction

a break (since One Direction are currently on break)

School is stressful, I really need a one direction

by no creative user was avaivable April 27, 2016

For the one time

To do something one time, either just because or because you had to. When you choose to abstain, but say fuck it anyway. Turn up!!!

Fuckboi stay typing that bs online. Every time I give him a taste of his own medicine he plays the victim and they want me to feel like the “bad guy”. I had to fuck him up for the one time.

by Connectingdots December 10, 2019

Real One

Redefined as somebody VIP to you or has helped you in some sort of way.

Good looks gee! You a real one.

Thanks mom, you will always be a real one.

by Jinstermeista January 20, 2020

A Blue One

A Canadian Five Dollar Bill

"Hey, can you loan me a blue one for some Tim Horton's?"

by cline26 August 12, 2012

Hole In One

This move is when you get your girl to take 5 Sxrion golf balls and shove them up your anus and then take a golf club and hit you in the penis so you shit the golf balls out due to the pain

Man 1: Yo why are you sitting weirdly

Man 2: I just performed the hole in one with my girl earlier

Man 1: Ouch, how do you even enjoy that?

Man 2: I don't but she do

by BigPeePeePooPoo January 7, 2021