Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 07, 2019
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Hoe-light

Hoe-light, a unique but effective way for sex workers to solicit clients. Hoe lights are prostitutes who stand on street corners waving two flashlights about using morse code.
Dude there's a Hoe-light over there, she's offering "sucky sucky for 5 dolla"
by Luciousw226 January 31, 2022
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light bulbed

a phrase which means going out with your friend while your friend is next to her boyfriend/ his girlfriend.
I'm light bulbed while hanging out with lucy and her boyfriend
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light minded

being light minded is someone who doesn't think about situation and actions he/she is in
John is a light minded dude.
by JonasTheBoss February 20, 2017
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Light Hate

For when you don't dislike someone enough to hate their guts but they are being more than very annoying.
Guy: Why couldn't the train get drunk?
Girl: Why?
Guy: He couldn't reach the ca-boose!
Girl: Jesus Christ man, I'm really starting to light hate you.
by nukesup March 01, 2019
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Auxiliary light is on.

Auxiliary light is on.

During the Russo-Ukrainian War the saying "Auxilliary light is on" came to mean: "you're all about to die." In 2022 drones purchased at toy stores killed or wounded groups of Russian soldiers after being armed using the auxiliary light button on the controller.
We're in position...grenade away. Lads, the auxiliary light is on.
by yhjuyjsx October 13, 2022
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stalker light

A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.
Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
by bennthewolfe September 06, 2015
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