A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.

Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.

He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.

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Kennedie jordan

The one and only thing in this world that can fill the hole in my heart, she is the ray of sunshine in the darkest night. She is the cutest girl you will ever meet and knows just what to say to make you embarrassed.

Every Nathan ever: I love my Kennedie😘

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Jax Jordan

Funny lookin guy

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The best, prettiest, cutest girl ever. And she has the sweetest voice on the PLANET!! But she’s always tired so you have to be patient whit her and understand how she thinks or things.

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