Poke the hamster

When beginning to activate your cognitive abilities. As if the hamster wheel in your brain is starting to work.

I cant remember! I need to poke the hamster

by Nurrit May 11, 2021

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I Sounded Hamster

When a person sounds cool or "gangster" while speaking.

S: Yeah, I get it.

A: Chill shit, yk?

A: I sounded hamster

by PandaManAlex November 29, 2021

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Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

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gone off hamster food

When you leave hamster food out too long and it goes all moldy and stale like cardboard.

The gone off hamster food tastes like cardboard.

by Debskelly1985 March 30, 2023

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Shazam the hamster

The best Hamster that ever did live. He was fast as fuck and a loyal little guy. Overall the best Hamster in the whole wide world.

Person one: I love my Shazam the Hamster he really was the best

by xXHamsterLover69420Xx December 20, 2023

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Sunroof & Thirsty Hamster

The sexual act of climbing on the roof while putting your penis through the sunroof as your partner performs oral. Looking like a hamster drinking from a bottle

Took my girl for a ride out in the country when we stopped she wanted to take advantage of the sunroof and try the Thirsty Hamster #Sunroof & Thirsty Hamster

by This Fing Guy April 30, 2024

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