Free Bird

A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Contains the most overrated guitar solo in human history.

DAMMIT! I cannot believe Free Bird made the top ten guitar solos of all time!

by The One And Only Pussymonster October 7, 2009

free 99

When something is advertised for free, but will actually cost you something in the end.

Hey man you know they passing out tshirts for free outside. Yeah right, its Free 99!

by Prezidente July 21, 2009

Free Tommy

To release a nasty shit which has been stuck inside.

I wouldn't use the toilet for a while, I just had to free Tommy.

by Aesgarth December 13, 2018

Hands free orgasm

Awaking while having an orgasm to find your hands no where near your genitals.

Mike: It's the middle of the night, Carrie, what's going on?

Carrie: Wow! I guess my hands free orgasm woke us both up.

by LinShady October 26, 2014

Do it for free!

This phrase basically means to take something to the next level in a ridiculous way. It was first seen years and years ago on MTV during a stupid show where people on the street were asked if they would drink a beverage out of their shoes. the point was to try to get them to do it for the least amount of money. During one such segment, two dudes in the background were watching as others yelled out low numbers. They had the genius idea to take it to the next level and chant "Do it for free!" over and over. People knew it was stupid, and therefore ignored them.

Host-"If I give you 50 bucks, will you drink this out of your own shoe?"
Contestant-"I dont know man, maybe for 100 bucks"
Dudes-"DO IT FOR FREE, DO IT FOR FREE, DO IT FOR FREE!"
Host-"heres a hundred bucks"
-embarassed dudes laugh amongst themselves after being totally ignored-
-show ends-

by bigdaddy2047 May 19, 2008

Free Real Estate

A simple sex move in which one carves open the others body and crawls inside making a home like that of a turtle or snail. This position is unique because you get to penetrate from inside so that after the other is sewed back together with the one inside, it appears that the other has a retractable pp. sometimes, an extra pleasurable experience will result in the one refusing to crawl back out through the vaginal whole and instead creating a new species of double human that become so happy with pleasure they evaporate into ultimate beings of intellect with an unchallenged knowledge of sex. This move can be done with multiple people.

I heard that Carley became a new species after having a free real estate

by Princessdonkey February 9, 2020

Free throw

is a woman that you take home and "love" after losing a fight,game,ect.and leave in the middle of the night when your all done. As Free throw in basketball is to take a shot when you were fouled by another player. Is usually done out of sympathy for the loser and also is usually a gargantuan or Ugly Women.

Guy1:Hey so I heard you went home with the bearded chick after you got your ass stomped by Marcus?

Guy2: Yeah bro, its no big though she was nothing but a free throw.

Guy1:Yeah...look dude after that whole mess I decided i can't hang with you no more seeings how you like men's facial hair all on your junk and all.

by Travis Stimpson January 5, 2009