Dip me in duck shit

Another unecessarily crass alternative to 'Wow'. It's along the same lines as 'I'll be damned' or 'Holy Shit!' but a little more unique. It has a good ring to it thanks to rhyming a bit and it's novelty.

Chad - Whoa, he actually made it!

Dan - Well dip me in duck shit, I figured there was no way..

by eatsleepobey December 18, 2009

ducks in a roll

an expression in which means "Someone who has done there homework or investigated an area of interest & has drafted a list of priorities to achieve a goal"

"I've gotten my car insurance, drivers license, vehicle registration, state inspection done & my check book to pay for the taxes & fees so I should have all my ducks in a roll when I goto the tax commission office downtown."

by Inthelandofconfusion June 17, 2009

Baby Duck Feathers

The small short curls of ones head hair that form in a light patch like a baby duck's feathers, very light, and not a lot of them. (This can also refer to pubes or pubic hair)

man that guy has some baby duck feathers going on up there!

by little richy August 2, 2009

What fe duck

What de fuck, just switch the d and f

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by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 24, 2019

like ducks on a june bug

The predicate that compares one thing that is greatly attracted to another. A similar expression to "like white on rice", or "all over him like a cheap suit".

Ex. 1 - "You'd better not insult my girl, Bessy-Sue, no mo 'bout wearin that mumu or I'll be on you like ducks on a June bug". (Implies aggression)

Ex. 2 - "Yes Ma, I'll be on top of my homework like ducks on a June bug". (Implies diligence)

by MeDavebo June 30, 2008

move your ducks along

to aid or otherwise facilitate digestion and bowel movements

Coffee is well known to aid digestion, in part because it helps to "move your ducks along"

by concerned biologist October 16, 2009

Odd Duck Dingle Dork

Strange and Confused

I saw and odd duck dingle dork stalking the local park.

by Jersey8girl April 26, 2011