Captain J. Skinnybones

Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?

Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.

by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024

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Captain

An extremely attractive young lady, the most beautiful girl you’ve laid eyes on, someone you treasure in your heart dearly

That young lass there is a real captain!

by Disney infinity April 6, 2024

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Cacting

To cact; the act of skewering one's testicles (e.g., with a long hypodermic needle) in the effort to gain sexual pleasure

I tried cacting last night, woke up this morning, and was like, "shit, I'm leaking."

by HappyCacter April 14, 2024

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lying

hes capin

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Captain Friday

A common exclamation, used by everyone from Gen Z to Joe Biden.

“You got no fizz, Captain Friday!”
“Folks, did you see what the Republicans did? Captain Friday! I couldn’t believe it!”

by artythesmarty May 20, 2024

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Captain Warpspeed

45th president of the United States and WEF stooge, Donald Trump. Named so due to Operation Warpspeed.

"WAKAWOOGA MAGAMOOGA TRUST THE PLAN! DVRK MVGV TRVMP!"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"

by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell May 30, 2024

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