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by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Bumpaloop

1. To have clumsy sex.

2. An obstacle that is challenging or in the way.

3. Great and silly pet name.

"Hey nice cat you got there, too bad you named it Spot, you could have named it after my elephant Bumpaloop."

"Oh she wasn't as good as I thought she'd be last. Had more bumpalooping than I needed."

"I have another bumpaloop week to get through before this semester's over."

by Shloof December 4, 2010

bumping my shit

What cool asians do when they get their *non*swag on while listening to gansta music.

Kristy- "That song is awesome!"
Mark- "I know. The beat is so hot, I was bumping my shit."

by HoneyyMustardd December 27, 2010

Bumper Zit

Those esthetically unpleasing small round sensors found on many automobile bumpers that provide an audible proximity warning when parking. They almost always look out of place and are not integrated into the overall design of the car and therefor look out of place and ugly... just like a zit on your face. Something you wish you could pop to have them go away and make the car more beautiful.

Oh look, Charlie just got a new Cadillac complete with bumper zits!

by Creative Savage November 5, 2010

bumpin strategies

Chi-town slang 4 being full of bullshit

Fam, you be bumpin strategies

Dude 1: Whats yo strategy?

Dude 2: Man I be goin wit my girl tonight

Dude 1: Man that bitch? You be bumpin strategies

by MaChInE GuN FuNk December 2, 2010

bumpenskälden

(noun)
German compound word combining "to bump" and "to burn" used to describe the driving phenomenon of hitting a pothole at precisely the same moment one attempts to take the initial sip of extremely hot coffee.

Authorities are citing bumpenskälden as the reason for Monday's fatal 12 car pile-up on the Gardener Expressway.

by Bileduck April 20, 2011

Bumpy Landing

When the gasses left from crop dusting catch up to you as you sit down. This has the unfortunate effect of giving away the normally anonymous act of crop dusting, as well as assaulting you with your own chemical warfare.

I was crop dusting all the way back from the bathroom, but had a bumpy landing when I returned to the table.

by iamgigglz May 4, 2011