Tactical Fart

The intentional use of flatulence when surrounded by individuals whom you do not particularly like and wish to repel and ward off but don't consider them to be worth the effort of anything other then a fart. More often is the act of having flatulence and not bothering to attempt to cover it up or ward off the smell.

I was stuck at work with those two obnoxious sisters, so I broke out with a tactical fart and that shut them up pretty quickly.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

snake fart

a tapered pungent wind, dispelled from a reptillious sphincter or constricted hole, often resulting in a high pitched wailing compared to that of the windypoping dog farts.

was that a dog whistle i hear, or a snake fart??

by Bernhard Matthews March 8, 2008

fart smith

A game in which one individual spontaneously declares another to be the "Fart Smith". All those in attendance are then obligated to try to fart before the Fart Smith does. Whoever farts first wins that round of "Fart Smith".

Michael is the Fart Smith!

by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007

fart cake

A cake that has been flatulated upon by a naked chick to obtain perverted sexual pleasure

Matt, don't eat this fart cake! It's smelly and you can end up with the runs if you eat it!

by Dolberto October 14, 2008

Wall-fart

another name for Wal-Mart..

Dude, lets go to Wall-fart and buy some socks.

by Drexolpax March 14, 2008

fart nut

When you fart so hard that it wiggles your nuts.

Oh man, you just ripped a fart nut!

by Laura May 13, 2005

fart munch

The act of munching gases that are expelled from the human anus

Well to be quite frank with you sir, we caught your son engageing in the act of being a fart munch

by Jesse Dentremont February 19, 2008