river socks

When a persons socks are so nasty and dingey it looks like they have been swimming in the river all day with them.

Suzie stayed the night lastnight which was cool aside from her leaving her river socks on my floor.

by Crazy Jake August 22, 2008

Fart Sock

A sock that has found a life amongst the change gathered under the couch cushions. After a few months, every member of the family has farted on this sock and when it is found along with a seventy two cents worth of change it is no longer a regular sock, it is a fart sock.

I found a dollar thirty six in change and a fart sock under the couch cushions today.

by Fart Diddly March 19, 2021

SOCK

Some Other Cunts Kid

The spawn of another man who's mum you're straight raw dogging

Going to give Karen a big tasty cock tonight, hope her f**ken SOCKs are at their Dads.

by Socktheif June 21, 2020

Sock spelled wrong

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN:
its spelled cock spelled wrong is sock and sock spelled wrong is cock

Random guy: Hey bro my cock is so smelly... OOP-
Random guy's bro: I know you meant sock but i know that your cock is smelly too lol.
Sock spelled wrong is the definition of someone accidentally saying cock instead of sock

by BigFatDicklol October 1, 2023

Mic Sock

A girl who frequently sleeps with radio DJs, podcasters, and anyone who uses a microphone to make a living.

"I banged this chick on the weekend, but she also slept with our morning show host, and afternoon DJ. She's a total Mic Sock, bro"

by teddyyql December 1, 2014

sock an fock

Using a sock an a condom

Didn't have a condom so I sock an fock

by RipTide123 January 26, 2020

perro socks

perro is the name of my bestest friend in the whooole world🥺🥺so kind and skrunkle

me: hey look its perro socks!
perro: this is just like ride the cyclone..

by S0L4RSYST3M February 28, 2023