Nerd

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gets no bitches on his dick.

“That nerd is a fucking loser.”

by ndnndbdvdv October 7, 2021

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urban-nerd-absurd

When you go around in Urban Dictionary posting random nimcompoops like when you are attracted to a girl who has bread crumbs in her hair like when a North Pole of a magnet finds a South Pole of a magnet. Especially you don't know whether you're the North or the South pole. Or if you don't even darn know what a magnet is.

Hitler (spies one of his soldiers are playing on a phone near a time-machine): Whatcha doin'?
Soldier (without looking up from his phone): Playing with urbandictionary and posting about you.
Hitler (surprised there is stuff like phones): It's good! Lemme see. (Hitler snatches the phone.)
Soldier: I'd better scram and run...
Hitler (brings up his bazooka): YOU ARE AN urban-nerd-absurd.
Soldier: But you have to capitilize all the letters in your sentence......
Hitler:DIE!

by DrW8ty February 13, 2021

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Nerd

Someone that you make fun of as a kid, but will end up working for as an adult.

I picked on that nerd Bill Gates as a kid. Now he has me on janitor duty in the microsoft headquarters.

by uuuuuuuuggggg February 3, 2015

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Damon nerd

Damon is a average nerd with glasses and ugly clothes, but what nobody realises is that he is really a depressed son of a bitch who is strong as fuck and could beat you up.

"hey look at that nerd!" "He must be a Damon nerd or something"

by Why are you even here? March 5, 2020

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Nerd

To spoil the joke with "Umm actually". While the information you are providing may be true, other people might already know it and they would be mad at you if you ruin the fun.

Dave: Why are there homeless people? Just buy a house lol
John: Can I nerd?
Dave: Yeah you can
John: Actually they are too poor to buy a house

by Koro6einik May 5, 2024

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