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Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.
"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."
by Camopilla May 28, 2024
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Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.
"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."
by Camopilla May 28, 2024
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Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog

a journey taken by a young polish boy to find his roots back in europe
damn just edged to Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog
by the wolf woodhead May 30, 2024
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Matthew Perry’d

Damn, that shit smelled like chicken soup after she got Matthew Perry’d last night.
by Leek M. Deek June 22, 2024
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Matthew Harrison

by Caked up spider man June 23, 2024
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matthew deboer

a good bloke but an odd guy the same animal but a different beast
matthew deboer is washed at siege
by anonymous June 26, 2024
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