Wearing hats with haircut

Basically if you wear a hat after you get a haircut you get 0 bitches and you fat and ugly.

Wearing hats with haircut .Smithy wor his hat that can only mean his haircut got fucked.

by Elver Gallarga June 4, 2022

Ikea bucket hat

A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult

That ikea bucket hat is sick

by Shnoiken September 8, 2022

Roll hats

The phrase that should be used at least 12 times a day
Roll hats

Josh k: there’s been a second bus
Harry: roll hats

by e-boybeater April 17, 2023

Gold-hat

Individual, company or team that deceives, intentionally withholds pertinent information, or demands their subordinates perform tasks they aren’t trained for subsequently blaming them for any mistakes they make. Someone who asks others for favors or concessions that they know are not allowed with a shit-eating-grin on their face.

I asked her if the work had been inspected before they closed up the walls, but she just smiled- what do you expect, she’s a Gold-hat.

by You can’t handle it July 16, 2025

Rice Paddy Hat

Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.

Tommy's head all but disappeared under Jenny's profound rice paddy hat.

by Mitch Rosier August 6, 2019

Ian Hat

A golf cap.

"Hey, that is a nice Ian hat you have there!"

by Alcatraz Smedry September 11, 2022

Hat

Hat is a green and orange lizard like character who will eat you in your sleep if you don't feed it goats at night.

Wow I really hat wearing my hat

by Me donation January 4, 2021