hand shandley

Similar to a wank but with a much, much smaller penis and frequently utilising maternal pornography.

Timmay looks a bit flushed... I think he's just had a covert hand shandley.

by sweet September 8, 2003

Glad Hand

ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake type motion. When the hand is removed it seems to have a new dark brown, GLAD trash bag appearance.

" I met her at the airport on a layover; we drank at the bar and I gave her the old Glad Hand in a corner near Terminal C"

by WindoLickr February 21, 2022

Hand Jive

This is what Steve's grandmother did when she was tired, and did not want to have sex with her husband. You can almost sleep while doing this. It takes very little energy from the giver. And the receiver leaves you alone for a little while. Also known as, hand job, or jerking off.

hand jive

by Doyouevenknowwhoiam December 16, 2009

hand grenade

Hand Grenade is the awesome Hedley song from the CD Famous Last Words

Megan- omg did you hear the new song Hand Grenade off of Hedleys new CD Famous Last Words?

Sally- nope

Megan- what a fucking fag you never heard Hand Grenade? pshh, i am dissapointed in you Sally

Sally- *goes home crying*

by sink_0r_swim November 19, 2007

ass handed

To chide, scold or reprimand; to deliver a mild rebuke; to request that one chill.

After Peach announced that any further posts containing his hairy-butt photo would henceforth be summarily deleted, Austin got his ass handed to him.

by dalnat January 20, 2009

diamond hands

Holding on to a stock until it hits the moon

I bought 100 share of GME and I’m not selling because I have diamond hands.

by GameStonks January 29, 2021

Dante with both hands

When you hold an erect penis with one hand and "bop" it with the other hand.

"But Ms. Millnitch, Lucas is giving a dante with both hands in the bathroom!"

by StephBae March 10, 2017