facebook fake 

people with a facebook who are better out without one.they are usually little kids who are not even in their teens that have a facebook but all they ever do is take quizzes and manage their "restaurant". they have all these friends that they don't even know and they fake their age to get a facebook. they put their relationship status as "in a relationship" when they sure as hell have never actually dated a real person before. they sometimes photoshop their photos into something unrecognizable. they don't even have a picture of themselves and use manga photos. they cuss on the internet and everything but in real life, they can't say the words for shit. they comment and like everything on facebook but in real life you don't even notice they are alive. they also make multiple accounts for no freaken apparent reason.

this girl is a complete facebook fake. "in a relationship"? she's only ten. she sure as hell is lying for attention.

facebook fake by hatingonpeoplewhohavenolife July 25, 2010

SRT-Fake 

Disgusting cars with disgusting engines. Have fun with your disgraceful charger/magnum/etc. Any car can be fast with SACRIFICE. These cars suck at life and you blow if you get one.

WOW! Its a dodge magnum SRT-Fake.

SRT-Fake by Master Wiseness November 7, 2006

reach fake 

v. The act of making someone pay for your purchase because you have intentionally or unintentionally, forgotten your wallet.

Classic reach fake!

reach fake by wilsonhenderson June 28, 2010

plane letter fake 

A plane letter is a letter to that is given to a close friend to read on the plane ride to entertain them, this is not a real thing, two high school girls from Monsey NY made it up

Man gives woman a plane letter, she realizes its plane letter fake and he is trying yo get in her pants

plane letter fake by The truth man86 February 3, 2010

The triple fake-out 

When you are about to cum after doing a girl in the anus, so you spit on her back, she turns around, you spit in her face, then you spit in her butt-hole, then finally you cum on whoever is behind you.

Jake was mad when i cummed on his shoes after the triple fake-out.

The triple fake-out by s December 23, 2004

pittsburgh fake 

The act in which A male is having sexual intercourse with another "Doggy Style" When the male is about to Jizz or "Cum" he then directs his penis out of the vagina or anus and spits on the partners back. Assuming the male has "Cum" the partner will look back at the male in much relief thus the male shoots his load into his partners face. One who is faking to cum in his partner by pulling out and spitiing saliva on the back and cuming in the face of the partner when he or she looks back. te name originated in 1996 when pittsburgh was at the superbowl, one of the best Quarter back sneaks took place hencing the Pittsburgh fake.

"The bitch did'nt please me not only her pussy smelt like shit so i busted a pittsburgh fake, she had the funniest face ever when she looked back at me after i jizzed all up on her face. she got mad when she realized i spit on her back:

pittsburgh fake by The Don Aleman August 27, 2006

Potty Fake 

When you go to the bathroom during a boring movie that you were dragged to, but you don't actually have to pee or anything. So you just kinda camp out there and derp around on your phone until the minute before it's been long enough for whoever you came with to wonder if you're constipated or something.

"Some people have to take potty breaks during movies... I take potty fakes."

"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."

"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."

Potty Fake by Hemispherium December 17, 2012