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fart smith

A game in which one individual spontaneously declares another to be the "Fart Smith". All those in attendance are then obligated to try to fart before the Fart Smith does. Whoever farts first wins that round of "Fart Smith".
by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007
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Fart Barrier

A mental barrier set in place to govern when it is acceptable to fart. To fart before it has been observed "ok" to do so, in a given public surrounding, would be breaking the fart barrier.
Farting in line at the bank, Breaking the fart barrier.

Farted at a job interview, definite breaking of the fart barrier.
by NarcolepticRelic February 27, 2011
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Tactical Fart

The intentional use of flatulence when surrounded by individuals whom you do not particularly like and wish to repel and ward off but don't consider them to be worth the effort of anything other then a fart. More often is the act of having flatulence and not bothering to attempt to cover it up or ward off the smell.
I was stuck at work with those two obnoxious sisters, so I broke out with a tactical fart and that shut them up pretty quickly.
by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
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fart cake

A cake that has been flatulated upon by a naked chick to obtain perverted sexual pleasure
Matt, don't eat this fart cake! It's smelly and you can end up with the runs if you eat it!
by Dolberto October 14, 2008
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Wall-fart

Dude, lets go to Wall-fart and buy some socks.
by Drexolpax March 14, 2008
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fart nut

When you fart so hard that it wiggles your nuts.
Oh man, you just ripped a fart nut!
by Laura May 13, 2005
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party farts

Farts that are loud and funny sounding, but are not smelly.
Thanks to my party farts, I was the life of the party.
by AustinJG March 31, 2009
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