literately an alpha male in its purest form. He is such a chad that he cannot keep the women away. A master hacker, chess player, and gamer. Currently a cart pusher for Walmart so he can work his way up to CEO just to challenge himself

girl1: hey you going to get you a man soon?
girl2: nah i'm still chasing that david peper

david peper by chikkichad January 22, 2019

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david najifi

This guy is an absolute unit

Me:yo this goofy acting up
Connor:should we get David najifi on him
Me:idk that guy is a unit they’ll get daved up bad
Connor: ok well add him up if this goofy still acting up

david najifi by Meandmybros January 27, 2019

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David Bassil'ed

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "David Bassil" them off the track.

Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried David Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*

Another version:

OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally David Bassil'ed off the track!

David Bassil'ed by William-Shakespeare February 5, 2019

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david ramos

An amazing friend who is like a brother and should be protected

Me: Hi david Ramos how is u todays
David: aw thanks bestie

david ramos by Sebagrell is OTP February 17, 2019

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