cock gobblin

1. A netherworld creature who, by his very nature eats penises.

2. A general insult implying promiscuity.

1. Where'd my dick go? A fucking cock gobblin must have gotten it in the night!

2. I'm gonna hook up with that bitch, she looks like a cock gobblin!

by John J. October 27, 2004

box cock

A Cock that is as wide as it is long...

Linz: Oh my, riding you is like riding a cube
John: umm thank you, its beacuse i have a box cock

by Linz_nffc January 30, 2008

nipple cocks

elongated nipples that resemble cocks

dude that bitch had massive nipple cocks

by hood.rich October 20, 2008

cock hockey

two beta males sword fighting with their cocks as if they were playing hockey while attempting to sink their puck into the other ones net. usually done under the covers.

Was your friend playing cock hockey with brian crossland today?

by brian-crossland January 2, 2010

Cock band

a spinoff of rockband:
The instruments are as follows

Tromboner (trombone)
Sexophone (saxophone)
Cums (Drums)- When a guy hits his cock against a drum pad
Penist (pianist)- When a guy presses on certain places of his cock to make a squeeky sound

the cock band performed at the gay parade

by awetsdgsd June 16, 2009

trolling for cock

Activity of targeting and seducing a meal ticket by offering sex to the unsuspecting horny toad eligible human male.

Miss SusieQ went trolling for cock and bagged a senior corporate executive 10 years her senior at the local fitness gym.

by Jimbo Creamer September 24, 2010

goon cock

An occurrence of an overwhelmingly large penis on a male who is an underachiever in all aspects of life. Said male is unlikely to use his gift except on unworthy (ugly) females. One with a goon cock does not know of their blessing as they have only compared themselves to those on the videos they watch, and feel they are "slightly above average."

Tom may be the poorest, dirtiest and ugliest guy in the entire county, but I hear that lucky son of a bitch has a goon cock!

by Sonofgargoyle August 2, 2010