Flap Your Cracker 

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker

Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.

Flap Your Cracker by crazyningatiger42 July 19, 2012

Right in the cracker 

Jaiden bracken

I'll bop you right in the cracker

Right in the cracker by Qwertyuiopqwertyasdfghjkl May 12, 2014

soak the cracker 

A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.

The guys in the frat made the newbies play soak the cracker.

soak the cracker by Phuki Yu January 14, 2015

bartonian sizzle cracker 

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily

"I love you bartonian sizzle cracker"

bartonian sizzle cracker by oldtypingperson June 3, 2017

Whole wheat cracker

A derogatory term for a south Asian.

"Yo Raj, you ain't black and you ain't white, y'all whole wheat cracker"

Whole wheat cracker by Bronxgirl333 August 19, 2017

Confederate Nut Cracker 

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

Confederate Nut Cracker by Lothar January 13, 2018

Alabaman Mud Cracker 

The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.

Man!That Alabaman Mud Cracker was delicious last night!

Alabaman Mud Cracker by Boss de la Boss March 4, 2018