Have you lost your fucking mind !

its an expression you say when you are surprised and Shocked at the same time.

person 1 : i took your gold and sold it so i can buy a car

person 2 : Have you lost your fucking mind ! who did you ask !

by ghostoman August 31, 2023

stumble fucked

1: like cluster fucked, Stumble fucked means to be bombarded by day-to-day bullshit while you have more pressing matters to attend to.

2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind

3: like having ADHD on crack.

person 1 : the dog crapped on the carpet, the cat threw up after eating the gerbil, after my car got rear ended after...

person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?

person 1:...............help me ._.

person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<

by TEEG November 11, 2009

fuck

what all Destiel shippers want Cas and Dean to do.

Dean: Dude, Cas and I fucked last night
Sam: Dammit Dean. I didn't want to know that.
Dean: To bad. You should've seen what he did with his...
Sam *plugging his ears*: I CAN'T HEAR YOU. BLAH BLAH BLAH

by samwinch3st3r May 6, 2018

Fuck

There are two meanings of fuck:
1. To have sex.
2. A word used to describe anger.

1. "I wanna fuck you so badly."
2. "Fuck I just stubbed my toe!"

by hufuihfefeythrtg March 8, 2023

Marine Fuck

While most Marines are genuine, this type goes on a PCS while his wife is pregnant and critically ill and in the ICU. He doesn't tell his subordinates about her condition bc that would lose his position to be a Marine Fuck.

He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."

Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.

Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️

I was married to a Marine Fuck for 12 years before I found out.

by CHEATINGUSMC April 30, 2023

fuck you

Term used when someone is right about something but you don't like that they're right.

Person 1: But if you continue doing sports you'll improve your figure.
Person 2: "fuck you"

by miniiii September 19, 2022

Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.

Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?

by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018