taint clacking 

When you slap or clack your testicles in a rythmatic motion on your taint, making a sort of clapping noise, much like a clap in the palm of your hand.

Jimmy was taint clacking to the disco music all night.

taint clacking by Jimmy the kid July 10, 2017

Taintitus

Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes.

Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes

Man: “Give me your hand.” Man puts hand on taint.

Woman: “ohh, that’s hot. You probably have taintinus!” -Doctor, MD

Taintitus by Tainthandler July 7, 2018

Spicy Taint Musk 

When your girl goes down on you and you surprise her with taint musk after several days of no ball washing. She promptly pulls up with a Trump Pucker face like she just sucked a hot, spicy sour pickle.

She didn't care for the spicy taint musk brooohhh. Ya should of seen that pucker.

Spicy Taint Musk by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

cork taint 

The musky taste of wine that went bad. As if someone rubbed the cork on their taint before corking the bottle.

This wine has some cork taint, it smells like my hookup last weekend.

cork taint by Broteins December 16, 2017

check my taint 

a good phrase to use when someone pisses you off, gets a few laughs and leaves people wondering what the fuck you just said.. equivalent to saying suck my dick or suck my clit but who doesn't like to check someones else's taint right?

"hey man sorry about taking your girl, bro check my taint your a douchebag"

check my taint by CondorGiftard January 30, 2012

Nose Taint 

The part of skin on the underside of the nose betwixt the cartilage and the thick skin. The part that gets peirced for a septum piercing

When I went to Get my Septum pierced the Piercer grabbed my nose and said "Got your nose taint".

Nose Taint by I got you back April 12, 2009

Personal Trainer

A person who can't reach the qualifications to become a gym teacher.

Those who can't - teach! Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't teach gym become personal trainers.

Personal trainer

Personal Trainer by Baudelaire August 21, 2013