stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

Sweet potato

ALL the Kate's love them. A code word for someone who is gay and or a lesbian.

Kate" she is SO a sweet potato "
Ally " she's wearing a flannel she SO is"

by Saidwhattttt May 26, 2018

Potato forgetfulness

When you go to cook up some potatoes but you forgot what potatoes are and you think they are poisonous you don't cook or eat them and after a while they grow so big that the house explodes.

Try not to be potato forgetful today or this house will be no more.

Oh no, There was a dude that was potato forgetful today and made the building explode, Silly potato forgetfulness people.

by Devarite September 29, 2021

Potato

A new, modern, 2016 species.

"Have you heard of the potato humans, brah?"
"Nah brah, that's just something 12 year old girls call themselves to seem cool."

by duuuuude🌚🌚 December 11, 2016

slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.

"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"

by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023

Potato

A vegetable that shouldn’t be classed as a vegetable

A potato does taste nice

by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023

Potato

Something of extreme power. It will never be understood. It has been around since the beginning of time, if not longer. Anyone who attempts to wield it dies immediately.

Dang that potato is powerful

by buhlokaye December 4, 2023