turtlehead touching cloth 

When you need a poo so badly your poo is pocking out your ass and nearly about to drop on your pants.

i need to go to the toilet i have a, turtlehead touching cloth

turtlehead touching cloth by Tommy North-Wat January 10, 2018

Turtletight 

Very tight vagina.

Damn she was turtletight, and that shit is waterproof.

Turtletight by BabyD3313 July 30, 2018

turtledude 

A stupid fuck that thinks hes a king but everyone still loves him

Person 1: Hey that turtledude guy looks ugly lol
Person 2: Fuck this fuck u hes still cool

turtledude by Rin™ July 9, 2021

Inverse Turtleneck 

Similar to the homosexual act of docking. In inverse turtlenecking the reciever has his whole head shoved in under the foreskin of the giver.

I totally inverse turtlenecked him like five minutes ago! Smegma everywhere!

Inverse Turtleneck by Kedde June 14, 2010

chocolate turtleneck 

A bowel movement during anal intercourse that surrounds the inserted penis in fecal mater.

After six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, Maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend Rick like a boss.

chocolate turtleneck by Nasty n8 b December 16, 2015

turtlified 

adj / "turtle-ified". For one's manhood to "invert" and swiftly withdraw into the body like the head of a "frightened turtle".

Usually this term is applied in the dating game when a woman you are trying to pull says something weird. i.e "When she said she had 8 kids, and they were all called Daryl I was turtlified mate".

turtlified by Andrew McTurtigan September 4, 2006

Turtling Out 

The act of being so high/drunk that once upon your back, you are rendered incapable of getting yourself back to the appropriate angle

"He was so high last night he had a full on turtling out episode"

Turtling Out by Sir Spliffsalot March 10, 2009