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social dyslexia

The condition of not being able to read the room correctly.
Truman: The shovel was still in my hand when Ned said, "Well, can't you just get another pet?"
Brent: Take him to a doctor, he sounds like he's suffering from social dyslexia.
by BrentLabasan May 30, 2020
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Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017
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socialism

A paradigm in which a return-value coin (a hypercoin) based on consumer demand is used to pay for distribution costs of capitalism. The offsetting of distribution costs creates a 'pure-pricing' instance in which goods can be priced purely on their production costs.

The savings in distribution costs can be used to create a 'macro' or mutual currency that is used to pay for durable public infrastructure.

The ratio between the hypercoin and the macrocoin can be used to create a stablecoin (intercoin) akin to tether which follows MMT rules.
The intercoin is used to pay for public services such as healthcare.
Socialism is arrayed around the ideology that mutual currency should only be used to pay for infrastructure.

The hypercoin is the foundation of the mutual currency.
by zanderfin March 14, 2020
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Social Democracy

ˈsō-shəl ˌdeməˈkrasē

A political system that balances capitalism with a strong commitment to social justice and welfare. It aims to regulate the market economy to prevent exploitation, reduce inequality, and guarantee fundamental rights like universal healthcare, education, and workers' protections. It believes democracy isn't just about voting but also about ensuring everyone has the real means to participate in society. Social Democracy tries to create a fairer society without dismantling capitalism entirely, promoting gradual reform over revolution.

You're a threat to everyone tho.
Journalist: Are you a Communist?

Olof Palme: No, I am a Social Democrat.

Journalist: Are you a Socialist?

Olof Palme: Again, I am a Social Democrat.

Journalist: Soo, a capitalist?

Olof Palme: Dumbass, I am apart of Social Democracy, and I am in a Social Democratic party.
by Bobert Bob Boberson August 10, 2025
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social stacking

The practice of attending multiple social functions consecutively. A sign of popularity. May be reduced to "stacking". The person who has such a busy social life is a "stacker".
Popular chick A: What's on tonight?
PC B: I got the dinner at Bev's, then meeting Aldo for drinks at (the coolest place in town here), the Jackie's wants us to meet her at Chang's for dancing.
PC A: I so love social stacking.
by Cata May 23, 2007
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Socialism

A system of belief held by liberals, that believes that the government should become authoritarian, atheist and take control over the people

Some common synonyms include Facism, Communism, Nazi, Libtard propaganda, very bad, non-american values and occasionally feminism.
Jhonny: Daddy, Jimmy says that the government should take absolute control over the state, and that a single family should take the role of ruler. Is he an Absolute Monarchist?
Julie: Don't be silly jhonny, he's clearly a socialist! Dirty Socialism always ruining the minds of the youth.
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Socialism

When you can't do something yourself because the system wasn't designed for independence and you either have to talk to someone or more people aligned on the solution or ignore the problem and hope it goes away.
Socialism is when I couldn't answer all the test answers correctly without speaking to the lecturer.
Socialism is when I couldn't run the build my programming application without speaking to the lead developer
Socialism is when I couldn't renew my vehicle license without going to the licensing authority

Socialism is when I couldn't renew my passport without going to an agency or home affairs.
Socialism is when I could query my bank account transactions without calling someone at the bank.
by Patrick the Starfish001 June 23, 2021
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