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Sausaging 

When the guy whaps his dick on her clit really hard and it prompts an irresistible sentation and she cums everywhere and the guy drowns his lamentations in cum
Yo i was sausaging yesterday. We both enjoyed it!

Snausages! 

A name for a sales rep being overly eager with prospecting efforts by using various solutions to track prospective customers' behaviors in a big-brother-type fashion.
Sales Rep: "Hey, Mr. Jones, here at ABC Company, we're using some software that tells me you've been looking at my website...in fact I see that you're looking at our solutions right now. In fact, you may not be ready to talk to a sales rep at all right now, but I have two questions. What are you doing on my website and would you like to buy something? You look nice in that blue shirt by the way"

Colleagues: "Take it easy Snausages!, maybe we should wait a day or two to give a call, not call while the prospect is still on the website"
Snausages! by Am Sho December 12, 2011

snausage 

A male who seems to be pre-disposed to veer any conversation towards a discussion about sausage, and/or its consumption.
"Kevin, did you see that football game on TV last night?"

"I caught some of it... I was eating sausage pizza while it was on... the wierd thing is that I came to the conclusion that there is no such thing as too much or too big of a sausage."

"Damm man, you have some kind of sausage issues."
snausage by turgid_bologna August 14, 2003

sausagification 

(verb). To put on a (condom). To sheathe one's(penis).
I will now sausagify my penis.

sausagepaws 

a midget, or dwarfs tiny yet plump fingers
i was watchin' some midget fingerfuck with his sausagepaws
sausagepaws by bazurk May 20, 2008

sausageitivity 

the act of punting sausage at people who are in the act of discriminating mainly mexicans and other vegetarians;
did you take part in the random saugagitivity last summer?