Something nobody wants to do, but will in a time of extreme stomach, intestinal, colon, or rectal pain. Shitting in school is possibly the most God awful punishment anyone can attain within the walls of a school, especially high school.
You are usually thinking about how much better you will feel after you shit, trying to convince yourself to go.
It's always the worst kind of poo too, wet clay consistency that sticks to the circumference of your ass hole which requires 10+ wipes.
You are usually thinking about how much better you will feel after you shit, trying to convince yourself to go.
It's always the worst kind of poo too, wet clay consistency that sticks to the circumference of your ass hole which requires 10+ wipes.
Fuckin' a. I don't wanna take a shit in school, but I'll shit my pants if I don't.
I wonder if anyone realizes I just took a shit in school.
I wonder if anyone realizes I just took a shit in school.
by lemonadegremlin January 26, 2010
by butthead April 29, 2006
The expected and/or actual reaction to a piece of information, such as an image, describing a phenomenon that most people can relate to. Often the desired and/or actual reaction to a demotivational poster.
by Sharcatzy October 30, 2011
Someone who leaves a turd behind in a toilet, usually public. Usually, this "gift" is well wrapped with toilet paper and so large that the toilet cannot be flushed safely.
Like Santa Claus, Shit Santa is legendary and never seen. Unlike Santa Claus, Shit Santa operates 365 days a year, and no one looks forward to his visits.
Like Santa Claus, Shit Santa is legendary and never seen. Unlike Santa Claus, Shit Santa operates 365 days a year, and no one looks forward to his visits.
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
Quite possibly Australian in origin. (appologies if its not)
Dribbling Shit, refers to a conversation where what one person is saying either makes no sense or is of little importance to anything.. (completely Irrelavant)
Dribbling Shit, refers to a conversation where what one person is saying either makes no sense or is of little importance to anything.. (completely Irrelavant)
While talking on a first date:
Paul (dribbling shit): "..in each world obey all the usual conventional statistical laws predicted by the probabilistic Born interpretation, by showing that the Hilbert space's inner product or norm has a special property..."
Daniela (politely):"Stop dribbling shit"
Paul (dribbling shit): "..in each world obey all the usual conventional statistical laws predicted by the probabilistic Born interpretation, by showing that the Hilbert space's inner product or norm has a special property..."
Daniela (politely):"Stop dribbling shit"
by Urban Legend November 02, 2004
When one holds in a poo for so long and then lets it out and they get butterflies in their stomach to where if feels so good to let it out they let out an orgasmic scream.
by The Master of All Shits November 09, 2009