shit eating

To be exceptionally smug, full of oneself.

after that gummer i had a shit eating grin

by butthead May 10, 2006

shit faced

To be completely drunk

Tom is so shit faced

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

Orgasmic Shit

When one holds in a poo for so long and then lets it out and they get butterflies in their stomach to where if feels so good to let it out they let out an orgasmic scream.

Jacob could not poo for so long he finally sat down with reading material and had an orgasmic shit.

by The Master of All Shits November 8, 2009

Shit Santa

Someone who leaves a turd behind in a toilet, usually public. Usually, this "gift" is well wrapped with toilet paper and so large that the toilet cannot be flushed safely.

Like Santa Claus, Shit Santa is legendary and never seen. Unlike Santa Claus, Shit Santa operates 365 days a year, and no one looks forward to his visits.

Don't use that toilet, dude. Shit Santa left a real nasty one.

by Tuftskins April 30, 2009

true shit

The expected and/or actual reaction to a piece of information, such as an image, describing a phenomenon that most people can relate to. Often the desired and/or actual reaction to a demotivational poster.

"Internet Explorer – the #1 browser for downloading a better browser."
"True shit!"

by Sharcatzy October 30, 2011

Dribbling Shit

Quite possibly Australian in origin. (appologies if its not)

Dribbling Shit, refers to a conversation where what one person is saying either makes no sense or is of little importance to anything.. (completely Irrelavant)

While talking on a first date:

Paul (dribbling shit): "..in each world obey all the usual conventional statistical laws predicted by the probabilistic Born interpretation, by showing that the Hilbert space's inner product or norm has a special property..."

Daniela (politely):"Stop dribbling shit"

by Urban Legend November 2, 2004

Shit on Toast

To put "shit on toast" is an expression used to describe nothing or nothing desirable. Similar to jack shit or if there was indeed a culinary dish with shit or faeces on warm breed it would be considered undesirable by most.

Jack: "What is for dinner love?".
Jill: "Shit on toast!"

by Lucasheights February 11, 2009