Semi Job 

When a guy has to jack off because the

girl doesn't want to suck his dick or

give him a hand job and she will only

swallow his cum after he's done

Guy- Hey babe will you give me a blow job

Girl- No, how about a semi job

Semi Job by Chikis777 May 11, 2009

poo job 

When you're on the loo doing a poo and your partner gives you a blow job

"Hey baby, nothin' good to read in here, you busy?"

"It's a dirty poo job, but somebody's gotta do it"

poo job by LKHall March 25, 2010

Wan Job 

Having your pinky finger sucked on by a girl or guy. It can be any finger, but the pinky is the official finger for receiving a legit Wan Job. The pinky (or finger you use) is also preferred to be previously broken, or currently broken.

Chrisman: Did you get a Wan Job from her?

Chuckman: Yaaaaa.

Chrisman: How was it?

Chuckman: Awesome...

Chrisman: Was it the broken one?

Chuckman: You know it.

Chrisman: Nice work.

Wan Job by The ChuckMan26 April 12, 2010

thrival job 

The job that helps one "thrive" while being an artist.

In her vlog "Helenna's Tinseltown Tuesdays," Helenna Santos explains that actors/musicians/writers/artists etc... usually need a

"survival" job to bring in money while they are working on their craft, but Helenna finds the world "survive" to be negative. Because her waitressing job is what allows her to keep pursuing acting, she says that it's the job that helps her "thrive" as an artist. Hence, "thrival" job.

going to work as a waitress which is your "thrival job" to pay the bills so that you can take an acting class

thrival job by jolly tanna July 14, 2010

paul job 

the act of introducing a live octopus into somebody else's anal cavity.

after the final game, marie and I went to the beach and she asked me for a PAUL JOB.

paul job by m_a_d_d_e_m_o_n July 15, 2010

shoulder job 

When a man and 2 women are having sex, the man stands up and with his penis dangling freely. The two women stand side by side with his penis in the middle. Then one woman places her left shoulder on the penis, while the other puts her right shoulder. Then they move back and fourth in a synchronized manor, rubbing the penis.

Dude, yesterday these two girls from work gave me the most dope shoulder job ever, of all time.

shoulder job by Ol' Saint Richard June 30, 2014

Nut Job 

The act of wanking your partner with your ballsack, using only butter as a lubricant.

''Hey dude, Billy gave me a really good Nut Job last night, I think I may be gay''
''What the fuck Richard''

Nut Job by Captain Noot Noot January 19, 2019