1. When two people are having sex and at least one of them is drunk and they have an instant connection.
2. While under the influence of alcohol, having fake heart string for a one night stand.
2. While under the influence of alcohol, having fake heart string for a one night stand.
by 1234567890-098765434567890--09 January 20, 2017
When you get sloppy drunk and think it'd be real clever to write some irresponsible, hateful, or degrading things on the internet for all to see. This could also include pictures and usually involves a couple of conniving friends.
The drunken mishaps are usually forgotten until a year or so later when someone puts an urbandictionary.com status game on Facebook.
The drunken mishaps are usually forgotten until a year or so later when someone puts an urbandictionary.com status game on Facebook.
Person- I'm a real asshole when I drink sometimes, I can take 'drunk publish' to a whole other level.
Person 2- Pity you usually forget.
Person 2- Pity you usually forget.
by Lady of the Valley February 04, 2010
A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor
The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning
by GayCloud June 16, 2018
Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.
by WorseThanHitler March 17, 2021
by Rv_skiller November 06, 2022
The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.
I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until chad got me sneaky drunk pouring shots and sending beers my way all night insisting me to keep drinking his dad’s booze
by Schwhitey November 26, 2020
The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.
I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until I found myself sneaky drunk off a bottle of wine the boys threw my way.
by Schwhitey November 26, 2020