when the anus becomes so loose that you can roll it into a swiss-roll stylie and slot it between bum-cheeks.
by boris jonny club August 18, 2011
Get the anal-rollmug. A dude that won't own the mal effects of their own gaseous issue, instead they throw off on an unsuspecting innocent bystander.
The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.
Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.
" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"
"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"
However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.
The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.
Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.
" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"
"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"
However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.
Fuck you man, I never farted it was your fatass brother he's always opnin hiz lunch and blamin others, he's a real anal ventriloquist.
by Dickshun January 5, 2013
Get the Anal Ventriloquistmug. A mental condition afflicting the Republican/Democratic parties and their nominees. A mental condition. In the head.
(According to Ralf Nader)
(According to Ralf Nader)
by Rudolf_the_Red November 3, 2008
Get the Anal Fluttermug. when you stick your dick into a rectal cavity and go so fast the friction light the butthole on fire
by mega satan March 14, 2014
Get the satan's analmug. Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.
Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!
by pixel135 May 27, 2013
Get the Anal Embroiderymug. by Anal Czar October 20, 2010
Get the Anal Flaremug. Mike: Look sean you have watch this! There is a girl on the Phil Donahue show who got pregnant through anal sex!
Sean: Wow you are right mike this is the best anal Donahue ive ever seen!
Sean: Wow you are right mike this is the best anal Donahue ive ever seen!
by csac26 August 24, 2011
Get the anal Donahuemug.