anal Donahue

A Phil Donahue show in which anal sex is involved.

Mike: Look sean you have watch this! There is a girl on the Phil Donahue show who got pregnant through anal sex!

Sean: Wow you are right mike this is the best anal Donahue ive ever seen!

by csac26 August 24, 2011

Anal Flare

A condition caused by ulcerative colitus whereby the anus and rectum become inflamed and irritated.

I couldn't get my cock in little Suzy's tight asshole because she had a raging case of anal flare.

by Anal Czar October 20, 2010

satan's anal

when you stick your dick into a rectal cavity and go so fast the friction light the butthole on fire

damn i had some satan's anal with britney last night

by mega satan March 14, 2014

Anal Embroidery

Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.

Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!

by pixel135 May 27, 2013

Anal Tally

The process in which one removes dingleberries. It can be used as (1) the act of removing or (2) the amount of dingleberries removed.

(1) My recent anal tally ripped out more hairs than when Kevin James got his back waxed in Hitch.

(2) My anal tally was higher than the number of particles in the given universe.

by jackenpop May 2, 2008

anal asthma

an excuse for farting

i swear i didn't fart its just my anal asthma acting up again.
can you please pass me my anal inhaler?

by fuckherrightinthepussy69 August 11, 2014

anal douchecase

After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.

I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"

by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012