chris is so useless because the only thing he does is cross applesauce
i dont even wanna go near him
shiver me timbers
my timbers have been shivered
i dont even wanna go near him
shiver me timbers
my timbers have been shivered
by sauntervaguelydownwards_please October 18, 2023
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by Sharkattack09 August 9, 2019
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by Just facts... October 15, 2020
Get the Chris mug.Chris. Typically has dark colored hair. Long and kinda messy looking. Typically on the slender side and has an amazing sense of style. Usually gifted with a charming smile that can sweep a girl off her feet. Has a very particular and flashy sense of style usually involves chains or some kind of big coats.
While Chris may not be much of a talker or express his love outwardly. He still cares very deeply for his friends and his family. In fact, he's quite the cuddler and enjoys physical attention. However, his bashfulness tends to get the better of him which prevents him from actually going through with things such as holding hands or confessing his love.
Chris is also quite the genius. Granted, he may not act it and play dumb. He's got quite a lot of information stored in his brain that would probably intrigued and surprise most of the people around him.
Chris is a top tier gamer. Usually into games that involve thinking and strategy. Such as fighting or mystery solving games.
While Chris may not be much of a talker or express his love outwardly. He still cares very deeply for his friends and his family. In fact, he's quite the cuddler and enjoys physical attention. However, his bashfulness tends to get the better of him which prevents him from actually going through with things such as holding hands or confessing his love.
Chris is also quite the genius. Granted, he may not act it and play dumb. He's got quite a lot of information stored in his brain that would probably intrigued and surprise most of the people around him.
Chris is a top tier gamer. Usually into games that involve thinking and strategy. Such as fighting or mystery solving games.
by Kathryn R April 28, 2023
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Noun: A hockey player who is often known for scoring on his own net. Also used to name any random person with no relation to the user whatsoever. Variations of this noun are Chris Phillips, CPhilly, Chris and Philly.
Verb: The word Chris or Phillips can be used to replace virtually any other verb in the english language.
Adjective: It`s Chris. Not cool, not lame, etc. It`s Chris
Noun: A hockey player who is often known for scoring on his own net. Also used to name any random person with no relation to the user whatsoever. Variations of this noun are Chris Phillips, CPhilly, Chris and Philly.
Verb: The word Chris or Phillips can be used to replace virtually any other verb in the english language.
Adjective: It`s Chris. Not cool, not lame, etc. It`s Chris
Using Noun:
Person A(To a passerby or random person): CHRIS PHILLIPS!!
Using Verb: Person A: Dude what are you doing?
Person B: Nothing just Chrissing around.
Using Adjective: Person A: Did you see that girl?
Person B: Yeah, she`s so Chris.
Person A(To a passerby or random person): CHRIS PHILLIPS!!
Using Verb: Person A: Dude what are you doing?
Person B: Nothing just Chrissing around.
Using Adjective: Person A: Did you see that girl?
Person B: Yeah, she`s so Chris.
by It`sChrisPhillips!! December 9, 2011
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He's caring and understanding
PLEASE COME BACK TO ME I MISS YOUU
He's caring and understanding
PLEASE COME BACK TO ME I MISS YOUU
Guy1: that guy understood my problems and gave me very good advice!
Guy2: He made my asshole collapse!
Guy3: wow he must be a Chris
Chris has a huge penis and is very romantic
Look that guy is Handsome! he must be a Chris
Guy2: He made my asshole collapse!
Guy3: wow he must be a Chris
Chris has a huge penis and is very romantic
Look that guy is Handsome! he must be a Chris
by Ziane May 27, 2024
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