nearest cock suck

the closest available place to procure a blowjob of any level of quality.

"Excuse me sirs, do you know where the nearest cock suck is?!?"

by Tronner69 August 29, 2017

suck a butt fuck

To fuck Ones butt with a penis, then suck the fluids remaining out.

To go suck a butt fuck

by Kateluu September 20, 2019

suck myt dick

i typed the wrong word

suck myt dick john

by shadowboss May 6, 2018

Suck my rod

An immature, yet charming way of saying "i don't care" or "so?"

Richard: You should really start taking your job seriously. What if the manager found you slacking off?
Immature Tommy: Suck my rod!
Richard:.....
Immature Tommy: That's what i'll say. Plus i'm not slacking, i'm fixing my rod.

by RedKnuckle February 10, 2017

suck a dick day

national suck a dick day
today is the day you can go around and suck any guys dick and no one can say anything about it

guy friend: hey it’s november 18th
girl: ok and?
guy friend: it’s national suck a dick day

by bitchsuckass6969 November 11, 2019

dick sucking red

The color Nick paints his pinky nails with.

Person 1: Yo, Nick painted his nails again

Person 2: Yeah, his pinky is dick sucking red.

by Dmonhey December 25, 2021

suck my tongue

What you tell young boys when you’re kissing them on the lips but but it’s just a cultural difference, nothing to see here.

Come here little boy and suck my tongue while kissing me, there’s nothing wrong it’s just a cultural difference

by Duck eggs April 19, 2023