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Composing a text message whilst sitting on the toilet
Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.
Poop Text by Bog Watcher February 11, 2010
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Poop taco 

last nite she licked my poop taco.
Poop taco by arb-rym October 21, 2010

poop parade 

when a group of employees must deal with a beastly boss at their full time job, they initiate a poop parade to show their dislike for him/her. Extreme cases may include dressing like poop or taking a poop on your bosses' car.
My boss was trippin so we started a poop parade.
poop parade by poopy platter July 7, 2011

poop gear 

A World of Warcraft player who has sucky gear for their level.
Jawsh: y poop gear?
Ian: e
poop gear by Gopher March 9, 2005

poop print 

The result after kicking the victim so forcefully up one's anal cavity that after being withdrawn the foot would be covered in fecal matter... Imediately after which you kick the victim in the face leaving a undesirable "poop print".
Shut your mouth or I'll give you a poop print; or I got in a fight with my sister and she poop printed me.
poop print by Hector789456 October 2, 2007

poop-meiser

a poop-meiser is some who has a lot of goods (drugs,software,drugs)but refuses to share them with people who do not.
"dude give me some crack"
"no way man this is my goods"
"your such a poop-meiser"
"everyone Ryan is a poop-meiser"
"oh fine dude if your gonna be a douch you can have the crack"
poop-meiser by DAnIeL-Kruse January 17, 2008