[One Armer]

When you wake up next to an unattractive girl alseep on your arm and you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her.

Bruv who was that rotter i saw you with last night? She was a proper One Armer!!

by Wannis 1 December 24, 2008

that one poop

That one poop is when you get home from a long day of work and/or school and you just sit down with your phone and take the best shit in the world. It always feels amazing and you feel like you take on the world after this process

Bro 1: bro i got home and just sat down on the shitter and took that one poop

Bro 2: bro, no fucking way

by Lsmwarrior69 November 4, 2013

the lucky one

Another story by the great Nicholas Sparks. very similar to his previous ones that it's so predictable what's gonna happen throughout the whole book. Also adapted into a movie like all his previous ones as well. Starring Zac Efron and Taylor Schilling, the movie expect us to feel that it's completely normal and usual to WALK from Colorado to Louisiana.

Girl 1: OMG did you watch the lucky one?
Girl 2: Yes and I thought I was watching Dear John !

by domatic October 17, 2015

One Direction

A British and Irish Boyband

With the members of Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik Left the band on March 25, 2015

Albums: Up All Night (November 18, 2011), Take Me Home (Novemeber 9, 2012), Midnight Memories (November 25, 2013), FOUR (November 17, 2014) and Made In The A.M (November 13, 2015)

Person 1: BTS is the biggest boyband ever!!
Person 2: No, One Direction is

Person 1: That band is dead
Person 2: You're much more dead

by gemwle October 13, 2018

Orgy For One

When you Invite a lot of Girls to an orgy but they give you lots of excuses for why the cant come so you end up masturbating instead but its not just masturbation its an orgy for one

Person 1: Hey dude I just had an orgy
Person 2: How many girls where there?
Person 1: It was just me It was an orgy for one

by MrMrMRCock May 22, 2018

un-One

Unorthodox One. Being with a unique flow or rhyme delivery. A Stand-out.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

cut one

do a fuckin ripper anal blast!

remember that time u cut one on that plastic chair.
that was some stinky shit right there!

by PubicMan November 27, 2003