mother fucking ponies

THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE

MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES

by anflade December 2, 2017

The "Mother"- Fucker

When your fucking someones mom and they scream fuck me better little dick dan or im gonna stick my fat ass horse cock inside of you and ejaculate on ur dads hairy ass hole

I was fucking my friends mom and she told me i was The "Mother"- Fucker

by The "Mother"- Fucker March 18, 2020

Ur brother a mother

The worst thing you could possibly say in this time of the world. This phrase will instantly reverse time and remove the person targeted from the universe

Jim: ur mom gay

Bill: ur daddy lesbian
Jim:ur granny tranny
Bill:ur grandpap a trap
Jim:ur sister a mister
Bill: ur brother a mother
Jim *instantly disintegrates* *time altered god isn’t real*

by Niggerfaggotretard May 11, 2018

Mother Fucker On Ice

when an individual is in trouble, mad about something, oh in shock, a common phrase many say is “Mother Fucker On Ice”

“AHH !! Mother Fucker On Ice !! I forgot to take a shit today !”

by thegreatestbootylicker August 2, 2018

My MoThEr

A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about

My MoThEr left me >:(

by Charlielovesmaxine June 9, 2022

Mother nature

Any external unstoppable force so strong and so unpredictable that it cannot be quantified. Humans have grown to think about themselves as masters over their environment, but when face to face with mother nature, we lose. Every. Single. Time.

Only the wise will understand and accept that nothing, not even humans and their scientific prowess, can control mother nature. The fool, on the other hand, deludes themselves into thinking that they are impervious to anything.

Be smart, don't ever underestimate mother nature.

COVID-19 is mother nature's wake up call that the human condition is and always has been fragile. Apparently, some very special individuals did not understand her wake up call and continue to live life accordingly to their rules. We call those very special individuals "anti-maskers".

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 7, 2021

Ur brother a mother

it was made from ur mom gay deep in Japan and forged to make the strongest comeback of all tim

Dan:Ur mom gay
Carl:No u
Dan:Ur granny a tranny
Carl:Ur brother a mother
*the whole Milky Way collapse*

by Baz ball May 11, 2018