dog leg humper

terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying

guy 1: what is wrong with you you are a dog leg humper go die

dog leg humper

by toilet struggler September 2, 2021

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Baccy Legs

When your leg become wobbly and you lose coodination after smoking tobacco through a bong.

Page smoked a baccy and expericened baccy legs, falling over onto a beautiful blonde girl (unintentionally). She was not impressed.

by Fried Frasca August 25, 2013

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A name of a person who has a lab coat tucked into his pants and walks with a limp. Occasionally scratching his ass like he didn't wipe after taking a dump. After scratching he proceeds to shake his leg as if he crumbled the leftovers into his underwear.

Hey look! There goes ole' shake-a-leg. Don't get behind him!

by Thepeoplewatcher May 3, 2023

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Leg man ting

When your male friend has smoother legs than you ..... everyday is leg day

Kai coyne is a leg man ting

by Ellieeeeew October 3, 2020

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two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

by country bear July 15, 2018

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one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

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