mental boner 

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.

The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.

mental boner by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020

rona boner 

An interminable condition caused by extended periods spent in self-isolation during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 absent of sexual stimulus from another human.

a) Tom's Rona Boner is getting pretty bad, he straight up just changed his facebook cover photo to a dick pic.
b) They've limited the purchase quantity of vaseline at the local supermarket - that'll be on account of the Rona Boner.

rona boner by Haunted Fax Machine March 30, 2020

Eat boner 

An insult so godly it has no meaning other then your own interpretation. If you have ever eaten boner (sucked penis) you are not allowed to use this phrase

Jeff says “fuck off your trash”

Jack says “ eat boner”

Jeff has no other comeback

Eat boner by Dnelly-Clovis October 1, 2021

Coder Boner 

When your code works, you get a coder boner.

OMG it worked! My Coder Boner is chubbing up.

Coder Boner by awkieawk December 3, 2021

Bunsen Boner 

When you stick your dick in alcohol and light it on fire.

James uses his Bunsen boner to heat his solution.

Bunsen Boner by Dr. HOFBrICl December 10, 2021

Strict Boner

Real talk, true speak, factual information.

"Yo Eli, I just cheated on my girlfriend haha...

Wait lmao really Josh?
Yeah bro.. strict boner!"

Strict Boner by pippy444 February 19, 2022

Mark Boner 

A man who tried to make a reservation yet couldn't decide if it was the 17th, 22nd, 23rd, or 27th.
who was last seen trying to warn people of a sandwich puppet master named Jim welsh

"yo bro, did you hear about the disappearance of Mark Boner?"
"yeah bro i wonder if the sandwich guy was caught though"

Mark Boner by somethingwithanG August 23, 2022