anal Donahue

A Phil Donahue show in which anal sex is involved.

Mike: Look sean you have watch this! There is a girl on the Phil Donahue show who got pregnant through anal sex!

Sean: Wow you are right mike this is the best anal Donahue ive ever seen!

by csac26 August 24, 2011

Anal Flutter

A mental condition afflicting the Republican/Democratic parties and their nominees. A mental condition. In the head.
(According to Ralf Nader)

They're on their knees. They've got anal flutter

by Rudolf_the_Red November 3, 2008

Anal Ventriloquist

A dude that won't own the mal effects of their own gaseous issue, instead they throw off on an unsuspecting innocent bystander.

The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.

Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.

" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"

"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"

However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.

Fuck you man, I never farted it was your fatass brother he's always opnin hiz lunch and blamin others, he's a real anal ventriloquist.

by Dickshun January 5, 2013

satan's anal

when you stick your dick into a rectal cavity and go so fast the friction light the butthole on fire

damn i had some satan's anal with britney last night

by mega satan March 14, 2014

anal asthma

an excuse for farting

i swear i didn't fart its just my anal asthma acting up again.
can you please pass me my anal inhaler?

by fuckherrightinthepussy69 August 11, 2014

anal smashing

means to have your ass smashes hard, to have extremely rough aggressive anal sex, usually only tramp stamp type girls are okay with a total anal smashing doggy style because they know there pussy already no good no more.

I met a girl with a tramp stamp at the bar last night and she told me to give her a good hard anal smashing.

by nelly4alluhoes February 6, 2015

Alaskan Anal

When a guy and a girl have buttsex in a very cold place, such as a freezer or antarctica.

Guy to friend: "dude you know that smokin hot girl Mary? We had Alaskan anal yesterday outside in the 19 degree weather... My dick practically froze inside her."

by Zooted696969 May 19, 2013