Anal Flare

A condition caused by ulcerative colitus whereby the anus and rectum become inflamed and irritated.

I couldn't get my cock in little Suzy's tight asshole because she had a raging case of anal flare.

by Anal Czar October 20, 2010

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Anal Tally

The process in which one removes dingleberries. It can be used as (1) the act of removing or (2) the amount of dingleberries removed.

(1) My recent anal tally ripped out more hairs than when Kevin James got his back waxed in Hitch.

(2) My anal tally was higher than the number of particles in the given universe.

by jackenpop May 2, 2008

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Anal Flutter

A mental condition afflicting the Republican/Democratic parties and their nominees. A mental condition. In the head.
(According to Ralf Nader)

They're on their knees. They've got anal flutter

by Rudolf_the_Red November 3, 2008

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Alaskan Anal

When a guy and a girl have buttsex in a very cold place, such as a freezer or antarctica.

Guy to friend: "dude you know that smokin hot girl Mary? We had Alaskan anal yesterday outside in the 19 degree weather... My dick practically froze inside her."

by Zooted696969 May 19, 2013

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Anal Embroidery

Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.

Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!

by pixel135 May 27, 2013

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